Coming soon · Exploring interest
Your body, your brand, your business.
Velverve is a pre-launch idea, not an open business. We are exploring practical business systems and technology support for creators, including adult creators, and we would like to hear what would actually help. Zero judgement. Plenty of spreadsheets.
Where things stand
Not trading
Velverve is not open
We are testing whether this idea is useful before building anything. There is no service to book today.
Interest, not a booking
Registering is not booking
If you register your interest, that is all it does. It does not book a service or start any work.
No promises yet
No launch date
We have not set a launch date or a reply time, so please do not use the form for anything urgent.
If your business runs on vibes and a folder called “receipts (final) (2)”, we would like to hear about it.
We are listening, not selling. Yet.
Three areas we are exploring
The money
Records that behave
Ways to record payouts, tips, subscriptions, brand deals and merch consistently, so your accountant has something tidy to work from when tax time comes knocking.
The tech
Systems that just work
Your own website and domain, professional email, and sensible connections between your tools where they are practical. We would be realistic about what is possible.
The privacy
Security you can trust
A business identity that is properly separate from your personal one, locked-down accounts, and a plan for the day something goes sideways.
You might be your own product. You are also a business.
Your mum might want you to get a real job. This is one. You have customers, income, expenses, suppliers, contracts, tax obligations and a brand to protect, and you deserve the same quality of business systems as any other small business, from people who don’t blink when you explain what you do.
Just because you get your kit off doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have tidy records of your website tips. In fact, it is exactly why you should.
A very normal Tuesday, if we get this right
1
The tip lands
A fan sends a tip through your website.
2
The records update
Where your tools allow it, the tip could feed your accounting records. Where they don’t, a simple routine could capture it.
3
The accountant celebrates
Your accountant sends you a thank-you card. Possibly a fruit basket.
We get very excited about deductions
Accountants get more excited about a well-documented deduction than anyone at your last collab. Ring lights, wardrobe, props, gym memberships, the laptop, the very good lighting and the extremely good lube: the idea is to capture every expense properly, so you and your accountant can decide what is claimable.
(We are not accountants and this is not tax advice. We just want to build the records they dream about.)
Would this help? Tell us.
Registering your interest takes a minute. It does not book anything.